The premature detonation of young Abdulwahab* this weekend in Stockholm is the third example of recent carbombings in the West being very poorly executed.

Apparently the closure of AQ training camps is having a deleterious effect upon the competency of carbombers these days.

Glasgow Airport, 2007: Two** Jihadies try to attack an airport terminal building but only succeed in burning themselves, their Jeep Cherokee and getting their butts kicked by a few Scotsmen before the authorities can handcuff them.

Times Square, 2010: This genius also was only successful in setting his Jeep Cherokee on fire. Total incompetence!

Stockholm, 2010: Abdulwahab must have taken his lessons from the same school that Jeff Dunham's little friend went to!

I can speak from personal experience that setting a Jeep Cherokee on fire is not that difficult. I was driving to work last year in my Jeep Cherokee and it caught fire all by itself! (Bad wiring behind the glove compartment, burned to the water line!)

This current batch of 'terrorists' are not very terrifying.

Keep up the good work, guys!


* Three points for the first person who can suss out what this idiot's surname meant.
** Two guys in the car! This is something they used to cover in the first day of the suicide bomber skills development workshop. If you know what you are doing, you can execute the attack with ONE or even ZERO guys actually in the car!